Thursday, May 24, 2007

You might be an engineer if......

  1. You have no life - and you can prove it mathematically
  2. You enjoy pain
  3. You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long calculation
  4. You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force"
  5. You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator
  6. When you look in a mirror, you see an engineering major
  7. It is sunny and 70 degrees outside and you are working on a computer
  8. You frequently whistle the theme song "MacGyver"
  9. You always do homework on Friday nights
  10. You know how to integrate a chicken and can take derivative of water
  11. You think in "math"
  12. You've calculated that the world series actually diverges
  13. You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break its wave function
  14. You have a pet named after a scientist
  15. You laugh at jokes about mathematicians
  16. You can translate English into Binary
  17. You can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit"
  18. You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab
  19. You are complete addicted to caffeine
  20. You avoid doing anything because you don't want to eventual heat-death of the universe
  21. You consider ANY non-science course "easy"
  22. When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe
  23. The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use
  24. You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier
  25. You understood more than five of these indicators
  26. You make a hard copy of this list and post it on your door
  27. You think it might be a neat idea to send this message to all of your friends in the form of email.

by,

Aimi AZ who did nothing but laugh loudly... hahahahahahaha......

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